New Year's Resolution

I should really make a resolution to update this blog more often, I was doing really good for a while there, then Christmas hit like a ton of bricks, but alas, it is the new year and I will pledge to make more blog posts, on both this site and my shop

Anywho, here's my New Year's resolutions, gone are the days of "loose weight" and "eat healthy" what kind of half assed resolutions are these? I'm making some resolutions that I can, and *WILL* actually stick to.


Forgo all exercise (including walking),
Learn to smoke (something thin like Capri's),
Take my loved one's for granted,
Stop washing my hands after twosies,
Laugh at babies who are late walkers,
Pull leaves off trees that appear to be flourishing,
Name the yet to be named voices in my head (something tough like Carl or Kyle)
Be less kind to bunnies,
Floss everything but my teeth,
Travel (but only around my yard and with a light carry-on)
Stop and smell the Rosens. (They're a wonderful family and absolutely compulsive about showering.)

I know, this sounds familiar right? It's cause I post it every year, I forget where I first got it from, but it makes me laugh every year!